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Episode 107 · 2 months ago

JAWS: THE REVENGE (DRUNK POD)

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Perth and Tront drink 5 Miller High Lifes and talk about sharks. 

Edited by Trent Algayer

Good evening, ladies and gentle man. We are tonight's entertainment. Hold on our married one, two, three four, two, three, four, three. Now. Was I rushing or was I dragging? Was He a dead body? I'M COM food. Get away from her, you bitch. What's in the box? Hold onto your butts. As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. Trent, I'd ask you what you've had most recently, but that on pot. But we've been drinking. Yeah, we've. We've been drinking. But what was the last thing you ate? I brought some banana bread over here to put some bread in my stomach. Why? Why would you want bread in your stomach? Just so we can consume alcohol and access? So this is the first time we've ever been impaired, but this is also the first ever pod filmed in a live studio audience. Like True Jackson Vp, we have three friends of the show here. We have Claire Appel, clock King of Stun Island episode. Yes, chloe ditlof is from that. Claire Pell from the Phantom Menace episode and so famously, from the gone girl episode, controversial. Why did she give it out of ten you? Why did she briefly appear on the dark knight episode, several episodes and potentially futures, because, well, we have something planned. Um, but yeah, we this is more sharks, more problems. Yeah, Um, I had since you asked, you didn't hear. What have you been eating? Oh, thanks for asking. Just hold on before before before I answer part is my close friend. Hold on before I answer that. I don't love that. Pushed glow, glow, glow, glow, glow. AH, lovely. What was that? Why did you laugh? Are you laughing at US or with us? With I'm facing the studio audience. They're so satisfied. Okay, like the rest of the listeners at home listening to this. Um, but, since you asked, I had chips Ahoy in front of you and a krispy cream. Yeah, didn't you pick up the cookies? And then you were like, let's funck this up or something. You said some cool phrase. It was too cool to be repeated, but we should cut into the show because things are going to get crazy. Drinks are being poured behind us. Glug, Glug, Mo Ba ba, Bam, Bam, Bam. What do they say? What what do you come bring us back, welcome back, to craft services where we talk about the movies. Each week we talk about a film and hopefully have a crew member of that film to talk with us about their experience working on the picture. But this week and the last three weeks and over draw summer. Yeah, it's been John Summer, so it's been a little bit different. So we've only been discussing these ones because everybody important that's...

...worked on it is either too old and too famous for us to talk to or dead, or they worked on jobs their revenge, in which case no one wants to talk about it. So I learned Murray Hamilton's the actor of the mayor, or the first one, couldn't be in this one because he was dead. That's true. That prevents, I would prevent anyone from showing up from this movie. Well, they are bringing back Um James Dean via, so you know, that's awesome. Should we set the ground rules? How are we going to go about consuming alcohol gradually? Like I've kind of just been drinking this beer. It's been in front of me. We also took a shot beforehand. Oh waits, but try. Did you take two shots before I took one? This other one staring at me in the face, but isn't it every section we're gonna try to take a significant drink, drink, and then they can sort of be like an exponential like this sounds like Perth is going to come out, so listeners will get Perth, first taste of Perth, and tent on the show. Perth. Okay, wait, so what do we guys? You know how my alter ego is Perth when I get done. Yeah, okay, like, you don't need to sound so fucking Carni. But Um, what should what? What should Trent's alter ego? I think it's either tent or Travi tent like. I think it needs to be trevor. I like trunk. I like trunk. Say Trent. I'm interested in Trent. Trent is interesting. Trent sounds like a bad word, like if there's one thing Trent is interested in, it's Trent. You know, that's the truth. I'm terribly solved. This is already are most unhinged. You can remember a politan and a half, but this is people talking in the background. Hey, guys, we're still recording a podcast. If you could please keep a professional fair enough. Tackson is filmed in front of live studio audience. Instinctively, man has always been drawn to the sea. It's beauty, it's mystery, it's secrets, but there is also a vague uncertainty, a sense of intrusion into an alien world where man is unwelcome and completely at the mercy of the most terrifying Predator. Under man's deepest fear has risen again, jaws the revenge. This time it's personal. So who's in charge of the ten Word Synopsis? We're going to have someone that hasn't even seen the film. Claire and Chloe come here. WAS IT gonna BE? We're going to have them alternate words. So neither is gonna be on my Mike. Clothe is gonna be on trends Mike. So neither of you have seen the film jaws the revenge, right, correct. Oh, and don't look at the Synopsis That's on the screen. Okay, so you guys are going to alternate words and you're gonna try to tell us what draws for ten words total is about. You need to get close to the Mike, clobe, this is a podcast. Okay, chloe, would you like to go first? Voice? Okay, I'm ready. A shark eats many people because he wants two kill. Boy, does they want to kill, except this time it's personal. It's personal. Um that I actually it...

...wasn't too bad. Does he kill multiple people in this? Of course, he kills Sean again beginning, and then he kills the person in the banana boat. Oh, yeah, okay, he does. There has to be at least one more. I can't imagine. I feel like I did. I remember this being particularly anyways, I can't imagine this. Which one film with the least amount of kills, though? Well, this is the quality. Probably the second one had more than that. Three D do you think had more than two? But I didn't know the lack of kills in this. I just burped. Guys. I'm sorry. Um. Oh wait, this is a synopsis, so we have to take a little drink. People are laughing in the back. Trent is gonna have to edit this episode. I I truly feel bad for him over the next two days. Yeah, he has two days to record this. Yeah, that's what I want. The cracks are show, guys. Oh, we're being booed. Okay, you guys are drunken, disorderingly and this is a ship show. We need a bouncer. Trent which of US READS THE REAL SYNOPSIS? Oh No, no, I'll do because you have to do budget in box office. I'll get my second beer out of the fridge. That's fair close to fridge. Trent. Through the magic of editing, Trent has magically gotten his beer immediately, gotten up to the fridge, opened and closed it without any hesitation. He's a crazy guy. Okay, so the synopsis of this is chief Brodie's widow believes that her family is deliberately being targeted by another shark in search of revenge. Trent, what is the budget and box office? The budget is twenty three million dollars. In the box office is fifty one nine. Since you did that. Oh, guys, Claire has something to show me. So, Claire, Claire Just showed me a photo of Crisp Pine at the Venice Film Festival and it looks just like your Oh, it's the headphones of the head and the blunt hair. Yeah, it's like the curl, the hair curling around the headphones. Just one chips. Do you want one? JUST TO BE SAFE? How would we clink these guys together? This is is this going to be more? Oh, wait, you guys, let me. I don't know if these cookies clinking is gonna make the same satisfying sound, just out a fake sound? Is this going to be more of an unhinged edit than Apollo eleven, ten and a half? I mean the edits such actually have been getting more hinged in the way that I'm using slow motion less and that I told you to use still motionless because we were in complaints about the excess of summation. Yeah, Um, but I mean, given everything else, I don't know, off the editing can be too controversial. Should I add it to the production history? Guys, that really need you to be silent during the section. You, guys, this is actually serious. This is a serious recording and I don't appreciate it being treated not as such. Alright, so, par it's going to start the production industry, all right, and you guys have to be super due, super quiet, really quiet. Someone so slency, Nice, grossest Um, Gore lamium...

...friend off the show. Um, was it Nolan or Sam? That's a good Oh, Sam fankl did a good off the show, Lamy an Marg Um. Yeah, but we're going to go in their podcast, remember. Do we announce that? Now? It'll be our first true crossover that's not true either, duck. Yeah, well, I mean that was them crossing over into us, but this is US cross so like it's not a true cross over them. They haven't come here the Jimmy Timmy Power Hour. Remember that. All Right, I'M gonna get into production history, guys, for Real, like be quiet. Just the revenge was greenlit because universal was going through a tough time and CEO, Sydney Sheinberg, felt that just film would make money. Just as sergeant was hired to produce into the film, the film was fast tracked into production on September so that it could be released the following summer. First draft was written by Michael Guzman and was written in five weeks. Trent, can you tell that this film was written within a confined period of time like that? Short of a time like, I think the quality of it. I was gonna Pardon me and save this observation for later, but I thought every line of dialogue in this film doesn't matter, and I think in sort of an experimental way, it should be watched with no audio, sort of like how like raiders. You know how that works, with no audio, because like the staging is so good, but this it works because just all the dialogue, because everything is bad in the movie. Yeah, it's interesting, but the shark. You can't silence the shark. No, the final shooting script had not been completed when filming began. You can't even tell. Well, I mean that was also the case of the original and the shining and those turned out fine, but those are directed by Steve in Spielberg, and jaws the revenge was directed by not Steven Spielberg, Roy Scheider and Richard Dreyfuss refused to start in the film. shocker. The film has no continuity from Jaws Three D and His predecessor. Mike is an engineer for sea world, but in jaws the revenge he's a marine research scientists. I feel like they were satisfied given that he worked with water in both. Um One of the universal press releases for jaws the revenge refers to it as quote, the third film of the remarkable jaws trilogy, with confusing that must be weird for an audience to know the underwater chase scene between Mike and the shark and revenge was lifted from an early screenplay draft of Jaws Three D. interesting. Why did you say like that? Continue interesting part same. More, Um Lorraine Gray played ellen brody in the first two films. Gary, am I saying words right? Gary states that one of the reasons she was attracted to the film of the idea of an on screen romance with Oscar winner Michael Caine. Trent, I don't Whoa. How did you know this about the production history? I'm just Improv kine had mixed feelings about both the production and the final version. He thinks it was a first for him to be involved with someone by of his own age. Kane said of the film. Quote. Guys, YOU'RE gonna have to laugh after this quote. Quote. I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built and it is terrific. Old Michael Caine, what a crazy Guya coca found a ruby the size of Jine. I'm Tangerine now, Fred, you made a promise. He has a monologue in this movie that it was so reminiscent of. It's like he was the first thing I noticed. And being like me in the jungle a long time ago, I went to Burma Bernie's bandit waff okay, we're just...

...making noises. A long time ago I was in Burma and my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stunts. But their caravans would be raided in a forest north from Franco and by a bandit. So we went looking for the stunts, but in six months we never met anyone who traded with him. One day my short child playing with the Ruby the size of the changery the bandit. We've been trying them away washed some man, Rammer canton, mixed feelings about both the production and the funky version. He thinks that it was a first for him to be involved with you already. We already did this. But also autobiography. What's it all about? I'm sorry, wait now, that's not how Michael in autobiography. Well, bat he says that the film will quote. will go down in my memory as the time when I won an Oscar, paid for a house and had a great holiday. Not Bad for a flop movie. Laugh everybody. Old Michael can so crazy. Back at it again. Lance guests played Ellen's eldest son, Mike, replacing Dennis quade Mario Van peebles played Jake Michael's colleague, whose father, Melboyn van peoples, has a cameo in the film as Nassau's mayor. Did you know my birth name is actually Mario Van peebles. I had a change to trend on Gare Mitchell Anderson appeared as ellen's youngest son, Sean Rip we should have a drink for Sean Dude when his arm got ripped off. It's sinking ship, glog, glogal clog. This episode is sponsored by Miller High Life, the champagne the beers, the champagne of beers. This has twelve fluid ounce. Twelve. Okay, Prince, it's got twelve fluid ounces everyone. Principal photography took place on location in New England, into the Bahamas and completed. was completed on the universal lot. Martha's Vineyard was again the location of the fictional amity island for the film's opening scenes. Production began on February sec because the sequel had to be ready for July release of the same year and a mechanical shark had to be filmed in warmer temperatures. Martha's vineyard was thank you for that. Martha's vineyard was only makes a cameo appearance in revenge. In addition to the one cast and crew members, two hundred fifty local extras were also hired. The cast and crew moved to Nassau on the Bahamas on February nine the beginning principal photography there the next day. Like the production of the first two films, they encountered many problems with varying weather conditions. The location did not offer the perfect world that the thirty eight day plan shoot required. In the original theatrical versions, ending Ellen read rammed the shark with Mike's boat, mortally wounding it. Is that basically what happened? Well, Trent, maybe like shut up so I can say more things. The Shark then, Um, Mario Van peebles. Sorry, wait, Mario,...

...can you be quiet? Mr Van Peebles, the shark then causes the boat to break apart, with his death contortions forcing the people on the boat to jump off to avoid going down with it. So it's not that different. I mean it seemed like there was like an electronic radio signal sort of thing going on, but then it's like she also rammed into it, and then I thought it was a combination. Did you like when they interspersed Um, flashbacks to memories that Ellen Brody does not have. Oh, every good movie has a scence from an earlier movie in like CPA tone, coloring Um and like and worst fucking film you've ever seen. And it was like brody at the end shooting the sharks, saying smiler, and like Sean dying earlier in the film. I noticed that too. It's like you, they don't have these memories. But Um, only top gun maverick can flash back to the original top gun. We'll still be awesome. It will be awesome with footage of the original film. Speaking of top gun, American audiences disapproved of this ending. Following this, a different ending was ordered to be shut for foreign distribution, in which the shark gets stabbed with the powsprit and then inexplicably explodes, with Jake being found a wounded but alive. Guys, please be quiet. The ending of jaws for is not funny. Ellen Brody is going through major traumatic events. Yeah, apologize to the Brody clan and the sharks of the world. Maco guy the full. Well, I guess there are two sharks in the second and the third one. So this is the fifth shark. But the worth of movie Um Universal used. The reshot ending on home media releases a rumor. Persistent. Guys, legit. I need you to shut up. Thank you. Guys. Would you mind not talking? It's a it's a damning Trent, you're my podcast host. Wait, we didn't mention this. We have a podcast where we're talking about we were supposed to record at seven. Seven is the number, you're saying. Cool, cool, that's true. Yeah, and then we required we're supposed to record it eight, and then Trent gets here at a ish and then, which is fine, but then, forgive me, Trent forgot his computer, so we had to well, this is better, though, than our promising young woman discussion, where we recorded the first five minutes and then I realized that there was a technical err and then we had to recreate the first five minutes of conversation. So I guess at least we weren't recording. Let me make sure right now that I'm recording. So far, so good. Trent's unhappy with me. No, no, let's take let's take a clink, but like of not our outcum. No, are we done with the production? History. Oh wait, let me finish that. It's it's something funny about the production history. A rumor persisted that this reshooting of the ending prevented Michael Caine from collecting his Academy Award for Hannah and her sisters in person. The reshot ending reportedly began filming only five days after the film had been released in the United States. So that's insane. Usually you would have a test audience watch it and then, but the movie was like out and then they reshot. Yeah, so like people saw and the the original ending can only be seen on cable broadcast. It's never been released on any home video format. which did you think we saw the reshot ending? Because the shark exploded on mine. At least the shark is blot on mine and part. I'll be damned...

...if the if the shot of the sharks thinking isn't this, I swear at the same shot from the first one. They were used footage from the original movie. Movie, the shot of the sharks think, I don't know if it's shot, but if you say it's that, then yes, I feel pretty strongly that it is. Guys, correct us if we're wrong. If you've even made it this far. We're like twenty two minutes into recordings. Does it feel like that long? I feel like we just started. I feel like it's two Miller high lives later. This is my first one, but it doesn't take much of a birth to come out. No, I think we're. I think Trent has has veered his ugly head. All right. The score was composed by Michael Small and features the original Shark Motif. The film was released on July sevent seven. It was the lowest grossing film of the series and received poor reviews and has a zero percent rotten tomatoes. All right, production history done. Yea. Can Someone? Can someone from our live studio audience grabed Trent another beer? Wait, I think someone should announce the death recently. Oh God, yes, God, God, no, no, no, not God, God's darling right now on this podcast. Wait, chloe, come here, come here, this should be a roommates thing. Sorry, sorry, Sophia, you're just live from England. Here are two English people to report, but you know what you should do? You should add the BBC news report. Thank you. Below this live from London England, is two citizens here tell us about current events. Terrible News report. So I figured why it's not from the baby stay. The Queen is dead. Alright, it's true, ladies and Gent's. The Queen of England, whatever her name is, is not alive anymore. Yeah, Oh, she lived a long life. We just heard the door. We heard a door. Visitor, a visitor's guy. I think it's Jackson Clark. Oh, friend of the show, Jordan, friend of the show, Sarah, friend off the show. I can't guarantee anything, everybody, something truly magical has happened. Friend of the show, Jordan's sycaphoost of the show, but a friend off the show. A new member, new fighter, emerges. Well, Trent just did it. My Name is Sarah Roman and I'm happy to be here. And they're going to alternate the fun facts and one of them is going to get a monstrosity of a fun fact. Well, well, well, and then I'll do the monstrosity. Okay, yeah, okay, Um, do rock paper scissors. You go for Sarah, Whoa. Okay, so that's not what I said, but the water in the tank where the climax was shot was filled with Blue Dye, which turned Michael Caine's and Lorraine Gary's hair blue. Lorraine Gary briefly came out of retirement following to reprise the role of Ellen Brody. This was her her final role. Roy Scheider was offered a cameo but declined, stating see himself could not...

...get me to do jaws part four. Dennis Quaid was asked to reprise his character as Mike Brody, but declined. The Shark's infamous roar during the climax actually comes from a Tom and Jerry cartoon called the Milky Wave. Reportedly, this was actually done because the sound editor refused to make an original sound effect, thinking that the idea of a shark roaring was ridiculous. I'm about to free the mega fact, and that's all the stuff that got cut out of the movie. And part thought this fun fact was too long and too fun, but I'm gonna read all the stuff that day it was too fun. I just said it was too long. I'm gonna read all the stuff that got cut out of jaws for their revenge as quickly as possible. Okay, so the discovery of Sean Brody by Amni Police Departm, I'm also gonna do this as quickly as possible, by a many police department. Thea being hypnotized. Wait, parts some of this is relevant to why? To me? Because it's some crazy subplothic that cut out of draws the revenge that I want to talk about later. Yeah, okay, so the little girl is supposed to get hypnotized and wander into the water at night where the shark waits. Um the death of a wind surfer, a humorous scene involving a drunken retired newscaster on the shark, a drive by shooting where the brodies are nearly injured and a foot pursuit. Mike's Secrecy of the shark takes a strain on his marriage. He also retains a monitoring device in the bedroom. When Carla has her unveiling, Mike goes to a bar and he and Carla argue. She then mentions that she shut off the monitoring device, not knowing what it does, because she believed Mike needed sleep. It's only then they realized thea maybe in danger on the banana boat. Deleted characters include an island gangster who befriends Ellen Brody, was ultimately killed by the shark, Hogi's law enforcement partner and Papa Jackies, a Voodoo doctor in the novel. Papa Jacky's is a local man to whom the islanders turn for advice and guidance. Mike Brody does not like him, as he believes he exploits the islanders, including his assistance. After an altercation with Mike, Papa Jackie summons the shark to do his bidding. He also has thea's Pale stolen so he can curse it. This is what leads to thea walking outside towards the water in a Zombie like trance. Several segments also take place from the Shark's point of view and it's revealed that the shark is actually upon and can't understand the force driving it where it needs to go. That was worth our time so well. The reason I said it is it's because in the alternate version it's not personal because a Voodoo doctor orders the shark to do it, but in this version it's personal. And it's interesting you bring up it being personal because we have friend now of the show, Sarah Brown, back to the future, lover to bring up a actor the future. Fun Fact. Tell Him, Sarah, the movie's main Tagline, this time it's personal, was parodied and back to the future part two, where the fictional jaws nineteen, directed by Max Pielberg, has a movie poster that says this time it's really personal. Get you ass out of here. Jaws nineteen now now in theaters. Sarah, remember when it was and it was like the real day from October. It was the real day from back to the future too, but like there weren't flying cars or anything. Back to the future is Sarah Broughtmin's favorite film right. Yeah, Howe where it's worth, but not not in the cool way. So Murray Hamilton's was asked to reprises role as the mayor, but died of cancer before filming started. How Sad. He's just like the Queen. She was asked for to comply. She was asked to the roles the queen, but she couldn't. After she couldn't. This is the only jaws movie that doesn't play take take place in the summertime. To that I say Glok, alright. Once...

...our reviews. We gotta get through the rest of this really quickly. Guys, Jackson want to reader wants our review. Get your end of the show. Jackson Clark is going to be in an interview. I mean he's he's been a part of such episodes as the Batman, edge of the five borough, the five blood, the Batman or the Dark Knight Intro. Yeah, he's a five timer. He wears he's wearing a platinum jacket and here he is. Oh and the Batman. He was also on the Batman. I mentioned that. Did you really just want just read what we have from freewheel and Fran? Guys, be respectful of Jackson down to the peanut gallery. Three free wheel and Fran has to say. Jaws after dentistry. Absolutely nothing about this movie you could sink your teeth into. So James Pasquarella comes back for a fourth and final time. If you're a longtime listener to the show, this name might sound familiarity language. No need for the profanity. is their profanity in this that people definitely get eaten by sharks. What would you say if you were getting eaten by Shark? What would you say? Oh No, what would you say? Any chriss words, probably not. Just say more. It's final, in appropriate and violent. Alright, the people are getting really ansty to have like a party with us. You think you can bring some white wine and suddenly everything is so funny. Putting a video on Youtube. Last one is by Sean Lyman. It's titled I Hate It, and then, in all caps, it says I got this for my mom, who loved it. got a nice meal cooked for it, so it was not all bad. Well, and it says one person found US helpful. WHO's the one person his mind when you voted his jail? Um? All right, time to discuss the movie, and I think we should do that. Well, if you say you think so, there's not much to say and the crowd behind us really wants to start partying. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. You should play that. Somebody come here. Somebody say are you ready for wait, in three to one you're gonna say are you ready for this? And you're gonna sink it. You are ready for this. Three to one. Florida. There was the shark in this movie, but he went to the Bahamas from massive and out of hip hop. This movie, my fashion. Do we start there? But you said in the elevator that you thought we could, and then it was better than three D. I think it's better than jaws. Three D S Three D, because here's my thing, Josh, three D looks like ship. This also looks like ship, but it looks less ship than that ship you know. Oh wait, we have to drink. By the way, we finished one start. This time it's personal. Do you think either of us are going to vombit this evening? Noo Hey, aren't you excited for Um when we dropped the nuclear bomb? There's so many people to scream. Wow, do you even have anything to say? Wouldn't it be crazier if we just if we just say it? All right, let's drop the bomb. Great, guys, guys, the bomb is exploding. Oh, I...

...don't think we're making it out of this one. We should say that. We should both say one good and one bad thing about the budy. Go first. Michael Caine. Is really funny because you can tell he's there for a paycheck. One five million dollars or seven. It's like, I would do that. Are you kidding me? Wait, they're leaving. Wait or live a studios to leave you. Guys, we're about to end the show. We're about to end the episode, are we? You have one good and one bad thing, and then were you thing and we end of episode. Am No, because we have to be there at the end. That's interesting. What if the fans in home want to hear talking. Guys. Perth is out. He's fucking crazy. He wants to party. He doesn't want a podcast. He wants to be free to do what he wants to do. Sophia, you're gonna be treat me like this? Relationships are I see you all the time and they're all going into my room. Guys, at least turn onto led lights part. Now that's just the two of us. I said we dragged this podcast that ro but we already entered the nuclear ball and nuclear Brom did fall. All right, let's say. Let's get that, Bernie. Um, let's say like three things about the movie. Yeah, Um, what's you say something about the movie and then I'll say something. We'll go from there. Um, it's weird that it seems to be at the beginning about Ellen Brodie, or what's your name is, Lorraine gg? Yeah, Ellen Brody, though, Y're supposed to be about her, and then it's about Mike dealing with the shark and he doesn't tell her about it and then he just finds out at the end he should have told her, because you know how the first movie is about, like, Oh, there's obviously a shark let's tell people, let's get him out of the water. This movie is like there's a shark. We're gonna keep repeatedly going back in the water over and over again. Now you say one thing, we'll alternate one things. Yeah, okay, Um, um. You know how this movie takes place in the Bahamas and there's warm water. Is that where you're gonna bring up for this time it's personal. Thanks for bringing up the tackline. No, no, but, like you know, there's the Jamaican guy. Oh, he's so annoying it feels. Oh, no, like definitely. Oh, okay, that's my thing. Yeah, wait, should we chug these beers? Okay, this is the third thing. Not to not not to show our age, but good for you, soldier. I just finished the beer. You've never appeared some masculine then when you completed, we should have someone take a photo of us. I'm actually a vampire, so I don't appear in photos. Going in for another cookie, Dicey move. I actually ended up just going for the lemonade. Um, is it? You're trying to say something about the movie? Yeah, UM, each time it's gonna get a little bit harder. I don't hate the guy that plays Mike. But Oh, I'm gonna make this two things. But one thing, him and his wife keep having sex right like all the time,...

...and it's like it seems I guess I'm happy for them. It seems like their marriage is having problems. But then every time they sort of a problem, they just solve it with sex. So maybe that's actually good advice. And their kid keeps like walking in on them when they're like but also then the mom, Lareen Gret Gary, and the girl for or the wife are talking about like their sex lives. She says, yeah, they're very open about it. And then and then the little girl who got murdered. She's right outside the door. Um, Um, the little girl actor got murdered by her dad when she was ten. That really yeah, it's in the Trivia. It said that during the filming or before the filming, the mom and the and the daughter were warned that if you don't come back, I'll kill you. And then they came back and I guess he still killed them. Um, yeah, men be crazy. You know, that's awful. Isn't it funny that we're in the living room and everybody else's had to retreat elsewhere? Yeah, no, resentment came from the fact that we did this in a common space. All right, I guess it's my turn now. Um, do you like it whenever there's a shark kill and it's just like a flicker of a set of teeth and then like Splat, and that's the entire indication? That was terrible. Also that the fucking thing is terrible, like the shark is terrible. Like it when the Jamaican guy gets like attacked by the that's what his Jamaican jamaicing me crazy Jamaican each from Jamaica. Yeah, but you said Jamaican. Oh, Jamaican guy, you remember when you see him underwater getting dragged by the shark and he and then he like shows up. How he's fine? How is he alive? Is that Mario Van peebles? Yeah, you're looking at it all right. I'M gonna say my third thing. I was shocked they killed Sean. At the beginning, I didn't know that was happening. Isn't it crazy that in all of jaws three they're like, oh, Sean's whole thing is he doesn't go in the water, and in this movie he's the Police Chief of Amity and he goes out in this boat and a problem, and I know that's kind of the gimmick from the first time. It's so crazy that this just completely erases jaws three. In what way does it besides the well, I guess they just recast them and none of the events. Oh, and the dad dies of stress, yes, and they kept saying that the shark killed him, but just because he had a heart attack that they aid. But she says something like this shark killed my husband and my son. But it's like, how is the shark from the first one who's exploded? And then like we've exploded several generations of Shark Um, and so that are we? Is the implication that it's just like sons and daughters of the original shark and that's why it's personal? I don't know, but I think you should say your third thing now, Trent. We're already in the nuclear palm. You can just say whatever, it doesn't matter. We're at a minute forty five, so this is not like we're fine. Find us on your favorite streaming platform, spotify. Is the third thing. Do you think the animatronic shark is better or worse than shark? And then in jaws and then in Shark Three d better. I think so. Like, I don't know if it is actually better, but there's no shots that feature three D and it looks better by default. I think the Matt Work and like blue screen work is better, even when Perth comes to the surface. It's all about the audio quality, guys.

I'm sorry, I just want you to have a quality, premium listening, Silky audio. Oh, okay, Um wait, what was your third thing that I'm asking if the shark looks better or worth the animatronic shark looks better or worse than in jaw's three D. I think it's better, but you said in the elevator that your big takeaway was that this is better than the jaw's three which I'm honestly not sure if I can astrive to that. I think jaw's three D looks so awful. Well, the Three d parts are definitely are so weird and while they're weird here I can I feel like at least I'm like, oh, she's the wife from the first movie. Y, I can buy that, and I kind of like, Oh, you know, the one thing that pissed me off? Yeah, there's only one thing. Is the scene between him and his daughter. It's the same thing from jaws one. Yes, I fucking hated that when that happened. Um, yeah, all right. Are we in the rating Scotlet? Yeah, jaws two is basically jaws one. But it's crazy how in this draws movie they're just like, let's just copy a completely leans you just get rid of very shited the just finch just goes to fucking ship. You. Are you implying that draws two is like a cool, good movie? I'm applying well, compared to these fucking movies, just who is like, didn't you feel like a crazy person the entire time watching this? I saw this on the train to and Fro New York. Wow, so your body was moving all over the place. Let's drink to that. Wait part. You want to get drunken fool around? Yeah, I think we're Autam Miller high lives, are we? Oh, we drank ALD. No, I think there's two left. There's one more, Oh God, who. Hey, this is also I have to say, this is one of the few times I've seen Trent actually drink. Trent doesn't really drink. He partakes in other substances. I promised myself that I was gonna get drunk tonight, are you? Why are you feeling anything? Yeah, it's draws for guys. Well, actually, this is the only draws sequel with no number. Yeah, isn't crazy when they just changed their naming structure Midway through dead reckoning part one? Well, I mean ghost protocol was the first one to do it. Okay, go check out my research work on I the duck guys, parts of parts, parts, famous, parts of famous. Trent just talked into his beer like it was the microphone. That doesn't change the fact that you're famous. I'm not. Wait if Adam Muhller just listening to this? Hey, yeah, because he listens to our show. Anyone who listens to this show. I'm surprised you do, but thank you, I guess. I hope this has been entertaining. Thank you, Miller high life and and chips a boy, for bringing us this far. Sorry, DNA, Dunna, what is that? No, shark in the water. It's swimming around. All right, we really should close the battery. Yeah, I'll drink to that. Trying to just stand me his beer. All right, rating Scotlet, oh no, skins bright, you should do like that. You should do the bomb but sped up up. Um, oh, no, another bomb. No, it me again. Oh my God, even what heels like.

I am what all? So all? Oh, you see, it's like your mutant, like the nuclear radio column from one of the Rings. Sounded like the fucked up, like hormone mom. I also kind of sound like Lilo. or No, like stitch from lelan. You sound like the family means it only gets left behind. Okay, Jesus Christ, I've never seen leloan stitch. I'll treat to that. Wait, Trent, drink your drink your vodka liquor before beer, or you're gonna be sicker. Or like or Trent, what the are you saying right now? Well, that I've been drinking beer, so then I can't drink the shot now. Well, but it's it's in your it's in your lemonade, isn't it? You drink the beer and then hand it to me, but I'll cliink you with this. All right, but I'm sad that this is our last shock of the summer. Yeah, it's weird. Im looking forward to being so disorderly on the pot. How are we going to come back from this? Wait, let's do our ratings. Scotland then I'll tell what's coming after this. Yeah, we've had additional episodes everyone. Yeah, you we're gonna WE'RE gonna get to two hundred. Okay, I'll be I'll be fucking damned. Alright, let's go. You think I kind of assign a number to like talk about how I feel about this film. It's more complicated than that. Would you recommend it? I don't think it's better than three D. Like I three D. I think three D is worse and that makes it better. That's intriguing. All Right, Um, do you rewatch it? No, because none of the kills are actually good. All right, and what would you rate it out of ten if you had? What do you give Three d? I feel like, did you give it four? Four and a half? I think you just maybe. I don't know. I don't pay much of time. I feel like I like three D while I was watching it, and then I let your negative thoughts sort of influenced me. But I think you center, but I think you went against them, didn't you? Didn't you read it more highly because you're like for the sake of the diversity? Or maybe that was just too guys, this beer is really beer, is alcohol in it and alcohol affects your judgment and if you drink it, you actually guys. Drink responsibly and if you want to be a good person, not at all. Well, but do me a favor, don't operate heavy machinery or on a motor vehicle. If there's one thing I've learned, Perth should never the atmosphere. And we've got a government warning from the surgeon general and says women should not drink alcoholic beverages pregnant because of the risk of birth effects. Because I'm from alcohol beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operating machinery and may cause health problems. Trying rate this movie out of times. Do you think we're gonna have health problems? Um, I'm gonna give it like a three. I think I'm gooding okay. So I don't know if I'll ever watch it again. I like jaws, draws two and draws three D more. I don't think I would recommend this unless you're doing what we're doing and going through the whole series. I don't think I'm going to rewatch this ever. Um, I are gonna rewatch any besides jobs decides jaws. No. Ei think the rest of your life. I don't think so. Why would I have? There's no reason. I love podcasting. Um, I think I'm also gonna give it at three out of ten. MM. And now that we've got that out of the way, just summer comes to a close. I think I might cry. Can you give us your best crying noises? M It sounds like you're calling. I'm very emotional,...

...okay, and I I have like a dry throat, running nose. Covid nineteen Covido. I have covid twenty. Alright, one, reveal what we're doing. Should I reveal what we're doing next? Yeah, because I have no fucking idea. You know, but I don't think you'll remember until I say it. You revealed to the audience and me. So after next week we're gonna do oh wait, next week we do a special all about this, so maybe we shouldn't reveal it. Our next episode is a what's to come special. This is a news flash. Yeah, because we need one more episode. So we're going to talk about all of our future episodes. Yeah, like what's to come for the rest of the year. That's crazy. Yeah, no, Ya, but we have it all planned out for the rest of the year. So the end of the year? Yes, part, which do you prefer? PODCASTING, are having sex with a with a woman? Um, does this woman love me or no? It would rather only be able to podcast or only be able to have sex. To the rest of your craft services for life. Did I appreciate that. If you're friends for they're friends at home. Part and I had just knuckle bumped. Wait, let's do a little clink for them. I'll drink. I'll drink that. This is really embarrassing. Oh, transcending me the beer. It's carbinating. It's not carbonating. It's like fizzing. Is that carbonation? No, I think beer is carbonated. Is it? Look at all those bubbles. Look at all the bubbles in the water. That might be a shock, a shock. It's a megalazoon. You've made a promise, a promise. All right, we're gonna have something to say it with the movie. Do you know how Spielberg, how I talked about like the old romances between in Jurassic Park and jaws and this one with Michael Caine and Lorraine Gary Romance. They kiss and they're old, kind of sexy. Oh, isn't it weird? How Mike is so against it. Why? Why is he against it? It's because one of the subplots that got race is that he's a drug trafficker, and that's sort of why they imply that's so random. Why would it's? They said that they cut it focus on the sharks, like you want to have sexy. Can you play God save the Queen or the Queen is dead? You should play both at the same time. The Queen, if you're listening to this, God funk yourself. Um, I'm Indian and I'm also Americans, so I have two reasons. But America won the revolutionary war. He tried to overthrow us. I saw Hamilton's and now I saw Hamilton's saw I know a thing or two, and Lin Manuel Miranda knows a lot. He knows a lot. He knows more than me. You had a promise. Do you think dud done so, did you? Do you think? Do you think he or you and me are going to be more successful in this life, Lin Manuel Miranda? Um, I actually was in in the heights. Really, yeah, yeah, so I guess I'll go fund myself then. All right, we're gonna tell you what's to come. Next week. We're on apple PODCAST, spotify will leave us a good review. What's happening next week? Oh, next week, as we're saying. What's happening in the additional weeks? I know the idea that it's gonna be a short episode, but like we've never had like a little just like you. Just haven't been on it. Only so F and I...

...did it. Oh that really that was like four minutes long, like ten minutes, but okay, I'll go fuck you. But what were you describing just now? We're in that episode. I know I'm in the same room as too, so I know what you're describing now, but in the same in that episode, I think it was also what's to come here. Special were you announcing was coming? You? Oh, I think it was a Scott polgrim one, like we were announcing that that was coming, that Matrix was coming. Guys, we have had good we've had a good year. Yeah, I love podcasting. I have fun with friends summertime. You should get your friends to listen to this. So we make money off this and we can do it even better. If you go into the ocean, a shark might be there and the shark might listen to the policast you made a promise to a shark. Okay, so if any of you see a shark, you have to punch it in the nose, the nose, or else we're approaching minute. Mr I'm proud of us that we did got it that that we didn't talk about the movie, almost it all and that we've talked about it for twenty minutes. Right. Yeah, we brought up three points. That's really not that much. Um, Michael Caine, if you're listening to this, congratulations on that mansion they bought with the money from this house. We truly did do drunk pod. Drunk pod went through so many different iterations. First it was just us and the live crowd, than the other people came and they were in the background but making a lot of noise, and now they're gone. I wonder how the audio is going to be. It's gonna be fucking Shit. It's gonna be terrible. If you're listening to this, there's a shock the water. It's so angry it can smell fear. Trent, I kind of want to end this so we can go hang out with our friends in my room. Isn't it crazy? Are My friends? Are Our friends? Are All in my room? Right now. We have to finish that beer before the podcast can end. There's a beer with me that I not kidding. There's a beer with about fifty percent left and it's it's the final beer I'm starting. So part and I collectively have to finish it and once it's gone you should play the jeopardy theme over this. Yeah, that once it's gone, the episode can end handing it over to Trent. Okay, so we're down to like Whoa, I said it. So you leave just like a little kiss for me left. Okay, I'm starting to feel interesting right now. I'm gonna Punch a wall later tonight. No, this is an apartment. So for anyone listening, parts home addresses beepee and you can find him at part day. You find him at part Moerday, GMAIL DOT com. Sending pictures, sending pictures of your swimsuit area, Um, any any rashes you might have? He has is input. I'm like, actually, drunk on this pod isn't crazy. Well, I mean, this is the drunk pod after all, but it wasn't sure if we were gonna like you know, we we we almost decided to do a Bingo, but I think that like doing it every every time you said shark. That would be crazy. No, doing it every like segment was a good imagine if we were sucked up like this every episode, if we were drunk every episode, we would get a lot less work done, being we would have more listeners. I'm at we're gonna we gotta finish this beer. Okay, Oh, the podcast is about to end because the beer is about to be over. Yeah, but the laptops about to be over. He finished. At guys, we get a loud, satisfying clink when it's when you put it on. Another one down the hatch. Bes Trent brought five...

...beers and we finished them all and five shot. Wow, look at us. We don't operate heavy machinery. And Oh wait, I was gonna drive back home to bridgewater. Is that okay? Yeah, it's like a twenty minute drive. Know, like get better as the drive goes along. Guys, drunk driving is not funny. Don't do it your keys. I've confiscated parts keys. All right, joint. What do we do? What do we say? We podcasts. You find us. Apple podcasts gives a good review. Talk to us about with good we're five stars. Writer review, Instagram, twitter. We got social media. Do the things, do all the things, all the time, everywhere, all once. Hey, we talked to a cinematographer. That anyway we talk, we we have we have a podcast about the movies and Um, sometimes we have a crew member of the film to talk with us about their experience working on the picture. Each week, week to you next week, each week on the what's to come special bye. There's a shock. There's a shock in the audio file.

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